Monday, November 17, 2003
Every Sunday, I read this contest in the Post called "The Style Invitational". They give you something to do and people send in answers. Winners, Runners-Up, and Honorable Mentions are chosen. Sometimes, they are not funny at all. This weeks was hilarious. Twelve answers were given and people had to supply Jeopardy-like questions. Here are the best:
a: Mary, Susan, and Beyonce
q: What were the most popular girls' names of the 19th century, 20th century, and Aug. 7-9, 2003?
a: Daffy Duck, but not Ariel Sharon
q: On Saturday mornings, whom is George W. Bush most concerned about?
a: It's like a peanut, only bigger
q: What is a big peanut?
a: Hamsters, poi, and that Britney-Madonna kiss
q: What's warm and fuzzy, moist and tasteless, and all of the above?
a: Because you have to have the right undergarments
q: Why do intelligence, talent, and drive alone not ensure success as a White House intern?
a: Mary, Susan, and Beyonce
q: What were the most popular girls' names of the 19th century, 20th century, and Aug. 7-9, 2003?
a: Daffy Duck, but not Ariel Sharon
q: On Saturday mornings, whom is George W. Bush most concerned about?
a: It's like a peanut, only bigger
q: What is a big peanut?
a: Hamsters, poi, and that Britney-Madonna kiss
q: What's warm and fuzzy, moist and tasteless, and all of the above?
a: Because you have to have the right undergarments
q: Why do intelligence, talent, and drive alone not ensure success as a White House intern?
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