Sunday, June 06, 2004
Jamie has been emailing back and forth with Dean Fields, who opened for Tony in VA in November. She didn't go with us then but she listened to his CD, which Cari bought. She keeps telling him how he needs to come back to the area. He emailed her back and said he would have a bunch of dates in Maryland in August. Well, I went to the site last night and he is coming to 3 Borders. August 5th, he will be in Hagerstown, August 6th in Frederick and August 7th in...GERMANTOWN!!! We think we may go to all three. I mean, Cari works in Hagerstown, Frederick is so close (plus that one's a Friday) and hello, Germantown is here...cuz as Jamie says, we live in Germantown. I just can't get over how exciting it is that he will be right around the corner! I can't wait 2 months...
So, the Style Invitational, the weekly contest in The Washington Post, is really funny today. The contest was to take 2 real people/characters/inanimate objects with a part of their names the same and state the difference in them. Here are some funny entries:
Janet Jackson and Michael Jackson: at least when Michael exposes himself in front of the youth of America, he has the decency to do it in the privacy of his own bedroom.
Donald Rumsfeld and Donald Duck: when we can't understand Donald Duck, it's funny.
Lil' Kim and Kim Jong Il: Although both are short and like to party, Lil' Kim doesn't perm her hair.
Jesse Ventura and Ace Ventura: Ace wasn't ashamed to admit when he was talking out of his butt.
George W. Bush and George of the Jungle: George of the Jungle started as a cartoon and then went to live action.
Curious George and George W. Bush: One of them makes a real effort to find out what's going on.
Barry Bonds and Barry White: Both had a lot of hits but White helped a lot more people score.
Donald Trump and Ronald McDonald: Although both are successful commercial clowns, Ronald has much better hair.
Donald Rumsfeld and Donald Trump: Trump knows when to say "you're fired!"
Janet Reno and Janet Jackson: Reno brashly showed the nation her best.
Donald Duck and Donald Rumsfeld: at least the duck wears a uniform.
The difference between John Adams (2nd president) and John Quincy Adams (6th) is similar to the difference between George H.W. Bush (41) and George W. Bush (43) is that 6-2=4 and 43-41=2, which is the square root of 4, which is exactly the way the Trilateral Commission planned it, DON'T YOU SEE? IT'S SO OBVIOUS!!!
So, the Style Invitational, the weekly contest in The Washington Post, is really funny today. The contest was to take 2 real people/characters/inanimate objects with a part of their names the same and state the difference in them. Here are some funny entries:
Janet Jackson and Michael Jackson: at least when Michael exposes himself in front of the youth of America, he has the decency to do it in the privacy of his own bedroom.
Donald Rumsfeld and Donald Duck: when we can't understand Donald Duck, it's funny.
Lil' Kim and Kim Jong Il: Although both are short and like to party, Lil' Kim doesn't perm her hair.
Jesse Ventura and Ace Ventura: Ace wasn't ashamed to admit when he was talking out of his butt.
George W. Bush and George of the Jungle: George of the Jungle started as a cartoon and then went to live action.
Curious George and George W. Bush: One of them makes a real effort to find out what's going on.
Barry Bonds and Barry White: Both had a lot of hits but White helped a lot more people score.
Donald Trump and Ronald McDonald: Although both are successful commercial clowns, Ronald has much better hair.
Donald Rumsfeld and Donald Trump: Trump knows when to say "you're fired!"
Janet Reno and Janet Jackson: Reno brashly showed the nation her best.
Donald Duck and Donald Rumsfeld: at least the duck wears a uniform.
The difference between John Adams (2nd president) and John Quincy Adams (6th) is similar to the difference between George H.W. Bush (41) and George W. Bush (43) is that 6-2=4 and 43-41=2, which is the square root of 4, which is exactly the way the Trilateral Commission planned it, DON'T YOU SEE? IT'S SO OBVIOUS!!!
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