Sunday, July 04, 2004
"cigars in the summertime"
Haven't had a "guess the quote" in a while so let's see how you do on this one...(not for Cari) We went to dad's for a "barbeque" tonight. It was fine. Dad vaccuumed. I think that may be the first time he has done so since they moved in...in August. That's dad for ya.
Mom and I are going to go see the Mystics play the Charlotte Sting next week. Charlotte is where our favorite Penn State player, Kelly Mazzante, plays now. I am excited.
Andy lost today. He did get a set off of Federer. There were 2 rain delays during the match and each time before, Andy was doing well, but when they would come back, he didn't. He won the first set and was up a break in the second, which he lost. Federer was up 4-0 in the 3rd set, breaking Andy twice, then Andy tied it at 4-4, before losing it. So sad...expecially since it was the 4th of July and he lost. 4 times Americans have won on the 4th. I wonder if there were any times Americans lost on the 4th. Since it doesn't happen that often. Hmmm...I am glad, though, that Sharapova beat Serena's BUTT yesterday in the women's final. Serena went DOWN.
The Washington Post's Style Invitational (Sunday contest) was real funny today. People had to choose a sentence from that Sunday (when the contest was introduced)'s paper and write a question that the sentence would be the answer to. Apparently, there were so many good ones, they are going to have more winning results in next Sunday's paper. Here are some funnies (pay close attention to the last one):
Q: What line never works after informing your wife that her new outfit does indeed make her look fat?
A: In a good way.
Q: What did Jane Curtin often have to say during costume changes at "Saturday Night Live"?
A: Bill Murray, hands down.
Q: Baby, baby, where did our love go?
A: Love pleaded guilty last month to a misdemeanor drug charge and agreed to enter a drug-rehabilitation program.
Q: What was the worst suggestion given to John Wayne Bobbitt?
A: Using a lit match, carefully heat the bottom of the broken piece, then lightly push the two pieces back together.
Q: How has Michael Jackson been referring to his condition?
A: We are 25 percent female and 7 to 10 percent minority company-wide.
Q: Dear Abby: Is it true that I can't get electorated because Y2K bugs will make the computers confuse my pappy and I?
A: I was touched by your letter to Dear Abby, and I want you to know that you can become president of the United States because of who you are, not in spite of it.
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