Thursday, March 03, 2005
Madlibs, anyone?
Hello, all you wispy ladies and gentlemen! Are you tired of having green teeth? Are you tired of flipping around hiding your annoying, dense lavender teeth? Do you wish you could have flowery teeth like Adam Brody? Wish no longer! For only 57 dollars and 23 cents you can have amazing teeth today! Simply, before you go to Jammin Java each night, apply this crumpled substance to your butt crack. It has the wonderful taste of dragon! You will feel it working right away by the stuffed flowing sensation. By the next morning, this stretchy substance will have dissolved away your sharp old teeth! Finally, coat your gums with glue and hold your new teeth (included in this enormous kit at no extra charge!) firmly in place for 17 minutes. It's as easy as that! Don't delay! Buy today! (Side effects may include writing, upset stomach, and compulsive lying.)
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